In the beginning there were The Assumptions, The Projections and The Targets
And The Assumptions were without form, and The projections were without foundation and The Targets were without substance
And it was known as The Policy
And The Policy was presented to The Workers
And a darkness came upon the face of The Workers who spake unto their Group Heads and sayeth "It is a crock of shite and it stinketh"
And The Group Heads went unto The Section Heads and sayeth "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odour thereof"
And The Section Heads went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them "It is a container of excrement, such that none may abide its strength"
And The Managers went unto their Director and sayeth "It is a vessel of manure and is very strong"
And The Director went to the Board of Directors and sayeth "It containeth that which promotes growth and is very strong"
And The Board of Directors went to The Cabinet Committee and sayeth "It promoteth development, and is very powerful "
And The Cabinet Committee went unto The Chief Panjandrum and sayeth "This powerful new Policy will actively promote the development and efficacy of The Operation - and your relationship with The Populus in particular"
And The Chief Panjandrum looked upon The Policy and saw that it was good
Thus The Policy became The Manifesto
Thanks be to The Administrators
Posted by Steve Mullins
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